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BANCUL ZILEI | La spovedanie, preotul îl întreabă pe credincios: „Fumezi?”
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Dragi cititori, CANCAN.RO v-a pregătit un banc menit să vă facă după-amiaza mai frumoasă. Iată cum decurge spovedania unui bărbat care este dispus să își recunoască toate păcatele.
VEZI ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | SOȚIA ÎI SCRIE AVOCATULUI EI: „L-AM GĂSIT PE SOȚUL MEU ÎN PAT CU O VECINĂ”
Bancul de azi, 13 noiembrie 2022
„La spovedanie, preotul îl întreabă pe credincios:
-Fumezi?
-Nu.
-Bei?
-Nu.
-Preacurvești?
-Nu.
-Furi?
-Nu.
-Îți înșeli soția?
-Nu.
-Atunci cum păcătuiești?
-Mint!!!”
CITEȘTE ȘI: BANC | BULĂ VISEAZĂ NUMĂRUL 7. SE TREZEȘTE BUIMAC, SE UITĂ LA CEAS ȘI VEDE ORA 7:07
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